mermaidsandmisandry:

dont ask me to tell you about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire story line and cry

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

arentyouhotinthat:

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

never has a text post spoken to me like this

(Source: isaacedlahey)

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

(Source: ghosthostessarchiveblog)

karlykamikazeandspiderman:

closer-each-day:

hiddles-girl:

-sunflowerseeds:

Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. 

so the legends are true

where are your sources

I’d like to conduct some tests on this subject

(Source: verityveritas)

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate)